Relationship jokes
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Memes
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)