Relationship jokes
What do you call it when a bunch of guys who look the same have an orgy?
A doppelgangbang.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Memes
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be the dolphin, you can be the jellyfish.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL