Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Relationship Jokes
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
