I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!