Relationship jokes

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.

Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?

Orphan: I don't have a family.

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "Daddy~"

What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?

A family portrait.

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?

Because the chip was family size.

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

I have a secret crush on your momma.

I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

Your mother.

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I support you.

Son: I like you.

Dad: Get out and into my room!