Relationship jokes
If an orphan takes a selfie, it is a family photo.
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Memes
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I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.