Relationship jokes

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.

Son: Mom, can I tell you something?

Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?

Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!

Mom: Well, I made you.

Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."

Jack and Rose went on a cruise to do it in the water.

Jack seldom wore a condom, and now they have a daughter.

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.

I love friends.

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"

What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.

He: "I love you."

Me: "I love myself too."

I sit because I can't stand you.

Why don't chickens and sheep get along?

Because they have beef between them.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.

Roses are red, I like weed,

If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."

Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.

Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.

In tennis, 0 points is love.

Ur mom gay.