Relationship jokes
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Some kid online: I f*cked your mom.
Me, an orphan: Jokes on you, I don’t have one!
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
Why can't an orphan be friends with Dom Toretto?
Dom doesn't have friends; he has "family."
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Yeah, she called me "Pledge" because I knocked the dust off it.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?