Back

Wife as a Dishwasher

    • I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."

    Explanation

    • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, you magnificent dumb dumb. The joke is that the person in class is saying that they call their wife a dishwasher. Dishwashers are kitchen appliances, and it is a sexist remark that the wife is only good for cleaning.

    Categories

    • Comments (248)

    • ydk what u was doin to me las night

    Okbihibivibovgxlgluxyxkcljcykxyjchxkxycycy

    like i was at mat nd ericas watching my comfort show and couldn't stop thinking about u

    like i missed u so bad it hurt my heart

    i feel asleep cause like it fucking hurt sm

    im sad ur hooide dont smell lik u )):

    I have something for you I don't know if you'll like it though

    I have moods that make me like everything

    Either it makes me more mature witch brings diff taste

    or super fuckng chilidsh with make sme hehhehe

    or how i am witch well its easy to make me happy nd upset me

    im not upset with v no mo

    i got old gacha songs bringing fucking cringe ahh memories help

    harley quinn is fucking hot

    I can't I want to go do something but nobody home My mom won't she has to watch my sister and my grandma's sick my uncle's out somewhere he won't answer his phone I'm bored this sucks just laying on the floor

    U need to stop leaveing me

    cause when u leave me i think

    nd when i think i fantasiz e

    ydek what a fantasize about '

    if i make up more storys in my head

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    then ignore what i said'll happen

    my brain be makin fanfic like stories

    thankfully im running out of ideas of what to put in story

    i fucking hate fantasizeing

    Umm your gonna be mad but I have to g...o

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    i gtg home soon and will rpolly do some chores

    so ill be on around 4 so be on then ples

    Comment deleted by Anonymous

    only got 2 hours to be on today so idk

    It was honestly all girl talk

    like u can think somoene is attractive without likeing em so I js think that they are attractive I'm sorry

    I don't because what happens when If I was to fall in love with somebody else and loose feelings for you

    I thought he was actave all year but I don talk to him I can tell you I now write about you instead of staring at him, ever sense I got w/ you I haven't had one thought bout him till they started talking

    lemme think how to spell his name

    idk how to spell his last name

    We used to be good friends and he is a dick

    But i don even talk to him so its fine

    I feel like we need to make some little rules for each other

    You're perfect already i dont need any.

    You wanted to set rules that means you gotta say smthin.

    Thats not even a rule i can do

    I can try to make sure i don't

    js some things i cant do cause I've done it so much its hard to not do it

    Email me when you have feelings to do that because I can't always see on here but I get notifications when I get an email so email me so I can get to you quicker if I'm never on here

    what if i dont have internet?

    Ok so every time i want to carve smthin ima carve it into paper

    Nd give u the papers so i don't do it to my skin nd wont have ideas to do it

    If my grades arent up by next week

    my chreombook onna go on lockdown mode

    If I gave you one in red would you like it

    Because I found one and I cleaned it but I was going to give it to my old gf that is my ex but ya

    Dont ever tell a girl that u wanted to give smthin to ur ex but gave it to them instead

    Yeah js a small tip to survive

    Yeah you better be fucking me

    Wear ur hoodie u giv me to sleep so it smells more lik u

    I gtg in 8 mins so ima js get off now

    Xenophobic Cane Corso

    Related jokes