I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you magnificent dumb dumb. The joke is that the person in class is saying that they call their wife a dishwasher. Dishwashers are kitchen appliances, and it is a sexist remark that the wife is only good for cleaning.
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i wore it to sleep tm
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I have moods that make me like everything
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Either it makes me more mature witch brings diff taste
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or super fuckng chilidsh with make sme hehhehe
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or how i am witch well its easy to make me happy nd upset me
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u hea?
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ok
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I'm back again
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I'm so bored
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I can't I want to go do something but nobody home My mom won't she has to watch my sister and my grandma's sick my uncle's out somewhere he won't answer his phone I'm bored this sucks just laying on the floor
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im always doin smthin..
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cause when u leave me i think
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nd when i think i fantasiz e
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I put storys ito my head
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ydek what a fantasize about '
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thankfully.
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if i make up more storys in my head
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nd i don need that
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then ignore what i said'll happen
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the storys wont stop
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my brain be makin fanfic like stories
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thankfully im running out of ideas of what to put in story
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im sorry
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i think i got a problem
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cause
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i cant say
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Cant
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well my brain
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eugh
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i fucking hate fantasizeing
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*tackles you* Rawr-
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damnit dude
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i gtg home soon and will rpolly do some chores
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so ill be on around 4 so be on then ples
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cant talk
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my dad is a bitch
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only got 2 hours to be on today so idk
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be on around 6 30 ig
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i can be on
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but im be doing hw
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It was honestly all girl talk
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like u can think somoene is attractive without likeing em so I js think that they are attractive I'm sorry
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Then our relationship would get toxic
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I thought he was actave all year but I don talk to him I can tell you I now write about you instead of staring at him, ever sense I got w/ you I haven't had one thought bout him till they started talking
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Who
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Omg i gotta say?
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Ya I should at least know
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lemme think how to spell his name
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sorry im no brain
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Kaleb strouss
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idk how to spell his last name
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He is a. Racist
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And he's gay
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I don like him
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V thinks hes hot also
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We used to be good friends and he is a dick
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But i don even talk to him so its fine
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aaden
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I feel like we need to make some little rules for each other
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You wanted to set rules that means you gotta say smthin.
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With it
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But i cant not
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I can try to make sure i don't
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k?
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js some things i cant do cause I've done it so much its hard to not do it
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Any elase?
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Email me when you have feelings to do that because I can't always see on here but I get notifications when I get an email so email me so I can get to you quicker if I'm never on here
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Yes you have to sleep and eat
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Ok so every time i want to carve smthin ima carve it into paper
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Nd give u the papers so i don't do it to my skin nd wont have ideas to do it
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Ill start that tn.
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i gtg in 18 mins
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and i wont have wje
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i use em if i have em
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If I gave you one in red would you like it
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Yeah
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Because I found one and I cleaned it but I was going to give it to my old gf that is my ex but ya
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That makes me feel
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Dont ever tell a girl that u wanted to give smthin to ur ex but gave it to them instead
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I have to go watch real quick
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I gtg in 8 mins so ima js get off now
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Cya trmw
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Okay love you too see you tomorrow