Carter jokes

President

21 views · Anonymous · 5 years ago

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?

Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.

Relationship

7 views · Traedude · 4 years ago

At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.

Name

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What's the most emo name?

Carter.

Masturbation

53 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

Carter memes

Pussy

136 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Carter is a pussy.

Birthday

88 views · Oi! Oi! · 2 years ago

That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...

Song

29 views · Oi! Oi! · 2 years ago

Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

Carrie Underwood

30 views · Oi! Oi! · 2 years ago

Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.

Kanye West

51 views · Oi! Oi! · 2 years ago

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

Shopping Cart

18 views · A man · 6 years ago

I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.

Bellatrix

1 view · BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Ew potter

The image shows two scenes. The first scene has an image of Harry Potter with a Bellatrix look alike kissing his head. The second shows what looks like a behind the scene where Bellatrix and another person sit at a table with lots of items on it. At the bottom, there is a text overlay: "Helena Bonham Carter said that her character Bellatrix was afraid of Harry because she couldn't understand how a 17 year old boy was able to overpower Lord Voldemort."

Carter memes

Community talk

This is going to be a mouthful, but I suggest you read it all. Posting as anonymous, but yeah, it's Amy. A lot wrong has happened on this site, like a LOT. And for me, this involved the insults & constant wars & whatnot. After it was all over, I think I started building myself off my hatred of you all. I started becoming my hatred ina way. Not a day went by that I didn't remember the hurt I felt. Also, somewhere alon… Read more