Carter jokes

President

14 views · Anonymous · 5 years ago

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?

Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.

Relationship

5 views · Traedude · 4 years ago

At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.

Name

Anonymous · 4 years ago

What's the most emo name?

Carter.

Masturbation

38 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/Kanye, labeled NSFW. The title asks, 'Is it still ethical to jiggle my johnson to Kanye songs?' The body text below is a 'DISCUSSION' post starting with 'A while ago, I discovered that certain Kanye songs caused me to become ithyphallic...' and continues with a lengthy description of the user's masturbation habits, influenced by Kanye West's music and recent controversies. It ends by asking for an alternative suggestion like 'Jordan Terrell Carter'.

Carter memes

Pussy

123 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

Carter is a pussy.

Children

41 views · Dylby · 7 years ago

What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?

Children.

Hooker

14 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

Foster Care

46 views · yo mama, oh wait... · 5 years ago

How to get quick cash:

Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

Step 2: Do foster care for them.

Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

Car

206 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Paul's favorite car.

A Carrera GT.

Drake

739 views · Anonymous · 1 month ago

What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?

Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.

Bellatrix

BellaTrix · 2 years ago

Ew potter

The image shows two scenes. The first scene has an image of Harry Potter with a Bellatrix look alike kissing his head. The second shows what looks like a behind the scene where Bellatrix and another person sit at a table with lots of items on it. At the bottom, there is a text overlay: "Helena Bonham Carter said that her character Bellatrix was afraid of Harry because she couldn't understand how a 17 year old boy was able to overpower Lord Voldemort."

Carter memes

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