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Jack and Jill's Family Planning

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Layla
4 years ago ·
  • Jack and Jill went up the hill, had some fun, now they have 4 babies.

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    • Baby
    • Jack
    • Jack and Jill
    • Water
    • Family
    • Hill

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, numbskull. Jack and Jill went up the hill, did the deed, and now they're up to their necks in diapers. Four babies? That's a whole lotta screaming and a whole lotta expenses. You probably still think babies come from storks, don't you?

    Comments (2)

  • Anonymous

    3 years ago

    Ur stupid retarded hoe por qué

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    Hoebag33

    3 years ago

    No

    OOppressive Civet
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