Relationship jokes
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
FUCK ME DADDY!!!!
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Memes
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and went right.
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
As a straight son, one day I asked my mom, "Have you ever quit something that you did before?" My mom said, "No, I never quit anything." So I asked my when you give a blow job you ever spit, then my mom said, "What did I say? Quitters are for spitters."
Me and my girlfriend were walking in the woods.
Her: I am scared!
Me: What do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
What’s the best thing about making out with dead girls?
They can’t say no.