Relationship jokes
Yeah, Eli is hot.
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
This orphan showed me a family photo.
But it was just a selfie.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘