Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Relationship Jokes
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
FUCK ME DADDY!!!!
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Have you ever had a friend who masturbated many times? I had one who did a lot, but he had no imagination... when he masturbated, he imagines his hand.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
My mom told me, "You son of a b!tch." I told her, "I may be a son of a b!ch but at least I am not the bitch." She hated me forever.
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
They say making and having friends comes with some benefits. I guess you could say I have friends with benefits.
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
