Relationship jokes
When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
My dad is nice!
Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist colony? The first day was his hardest.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
Your nan.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I asked my mom if I can help her out with the cooking, she answered yes.
A few hours later, dinner was ready and dad came to join. Mother said, "Honey, can you get the mashed potatoes?" Dad said, "Why, she’s right here."
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
That shirt's very becoming on you.
If I were on you, I’d be coming too.
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️