Relationship jokes
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
What is the difference between Harry Houdini and everyone else in my life? Harry was the only person not to disappear.
Me: Joe left today.
Orphan: Who's Joe?
Me: Joe mama!
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Memes
Do you know why Daddy never comes back to get the milk? Because he’s the milkman.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
Why is Ronnie Anne in love with Lincoln? Because he has a fat nugen.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Prince, I love you very much! Happy anniversary! Love you! ❤️❤️😘
"Freshfry, please leave me and prince alone! I never asked you to join our chat!"
I asked what was her favorite type of magic. She said, "the one you make."
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?