Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
Relationship Jokes
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
Are you a keyboard, because I wanna tap you all night long.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
I could never fall out of a boat because I've already fallen for you.
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever?
Close the casket.
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
Roses are red, violets are fine, you'll be the 6 and I'll be the 9.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
What are the similarities between a blind person and an orphan?
Neither can see their parents.
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.
I went on a dating site looking for arsonists.
I found a lot of matches.
