A woman having labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said Doc to the worried husband.
“Those are just contractions.”
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the pregnant lady is yelling words that sound like contractions, which are muscle squeezes during labor. But, the doctor is actually talking about contractions in the word-sense. You're so dense, you probably think that's the name of a transformer, LOL.