Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Relationship Jokes
Blossom: Why are we dating the Rowdyruffs when we're technically siblings?
Bubbles:...
Buttercup: I don't know, but those people over there are lookin' at us weird.
Alabama: 😈
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.
"Jesus can turn water into wine, but I can turn your mother into mine."
- Sun Tzu, *The Art of Creating War*
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.
Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
