Dog Ownership

  • My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭

    Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!

    My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄

    Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Okay, so this dummy is tryna be all sympathetic when his crush's dog kicks the bucket, right? But then she reminds him she's got a boyfriend. So, in a twist, he's like, "Yeah, well, I've got a dog too," as if that makes up for anything. It's like he's saying he's got something just as good, which is kinda messed up considering a dog just DIED. Based bears like me find that kinda funny because people do dumb stuff like this ALL the time. And you posting this proves it.

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  • Comments (3)

  • not funny at all some people experience dying dogs so just why

    @i8u oh shutup u lil crap xD

    it is a great joke! LMAO!!!!!!!! but my dog gonna die soon. ANYWAYS! THIS IS THE BEST JOKE ON THIS CATEOGORIE I'VE SEEN

    Tiny Stag Beetle

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