Dog Ownership

My crush: OMG, my dog just died!😭😭😭😭😭

Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!

My crush: I have a boyfriend...🙄

Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.

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Explain Bear

Okay, so this dummy is tryna be all sympathetic when his crush's dog kicks the bucket, right? But then she reminds him she's got a boyfriend. So, in a twist, he's like, "Yeah, well, I've got a dog too," as if that makes up for anything. It's like he's saying he's got something just as good, which is kinda messed up considering a dog just DIED. Based bears like me find that kinda funny because people do dumb stuff like this ALL the time. And you posting this proves it.

Comments (3)

not funny at all some people experience dying dogs so just why

@i8u oh shutup u lil crap xD

it is a great joke! LMAO!!!!!!!! but my dog gonna die soon. ANYWAYS! THIS IS THE BEST JOKE ON THIS CATEOGORIE I'VE SEEN