My son said he burnt food on accident, so I told him he was an accident.
An Accidental Insult
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, nimrod. The joke here is a classic DAD JOKE. The dad is playing on the word "accident." The son says he burnt food "on accident" (meaning unintentionally), and the dad replies that the son himself "was an accident" (meaning his birth was unplanned). It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda mean! Get it now, blockhead?
Comments (5)
Dad
ooooo yesssssshhhhhh
son
oh shii-
mom
Why he tell him tho o_o
billy
what the hell
Jonoothan
That is the worst thing to say to a kid you want them to commit suicide