Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Ex-Boyfriend: You have no ass, so we're through!
Me: Stop being a dickhead, dude!! It ain't gonna make your little sausage any bigger!
Okay, so basically the ex-boyfriend insults the person's butt, and they clap back by calling him a "dickhead" and making fun of his small... you know. It's funny 'cause it's a low blow, kinda like your hairline, LOL!