Relationship

Relationship jokes

Charade

    • Family are together playing charades.

    Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

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    • Dentist

    • Me: Are you okay?

    Dentist: I'm just a bit surprised. When I said to you "spit it out," I wasn't expecting you to say you've been shagging my wife.

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    • Sister

    • My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"

    Lie

    • One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.

    Lesbian

    • I told my mom that I have a crush. She replied with: "So you like girls?" I said: "Uhm no no no." BUT I'm lesbian. Someone help, how do I tell her without her hitting me with a belt?

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    • Pimp

    • What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?

    Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.

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    • Buddy

    • Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

    The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

    Butcher

    • First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!" SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?" HE: "I’m a butcher." SHE: "Perfect! I work with humans, I just kill them by cutting them up!"

    HE: "So it's you in the newspaper?" SHE: "Yes, it was, wanna be next?" HE: "No!"

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    • Butcher

    • First Date: HE: "I work with animals every day!"

    SHE: "Oh how sweet! What is it that you do?"

    HE: "I'm a butcher."

    SHE: "We're through!"

    Car

    • Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?

    All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.

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    • Woman

    • Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”

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