Relationship jokes
What is the difference between your girlfriend and your sister?
They're both "sweet home Alabama."
Why did my dad leave me?
Because I was gay.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.
You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
Dad: Son, you're adopted.
Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.
Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.
Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"
Friend B: "I was until last night."
Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"
Friend B: "Your sister."
Friend A: "I don't have a sister."
Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
You're really sexy 😉
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."