Relationship jokes
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀
Why do orphans have sex toys? Because the uncle isn't there.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
What would a man say to flirt with a woman that has a big butt?
You are so butty-ful!
I like my dates like I like my wine...
Locked in a cellar and aged for 12 years.
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Me: Do you know a funny joke?
Friend: Yes, you.
I rang my boss and said, "I’m really sick. I won’t be coming into work." My boss said, "Davo, you're sick again! Really! Just how sick are you now?" I replied, "Well, I’m in bed with my sister!"
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
Amelia is hotter than my mum 696969696.