Relationship jokes
My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."
Little did I know it was just at prison.
How can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives three fucking nights in a row.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
Hey, can you tell that a blonde likes you? She only gives you two nights in a row.
How can you tell a blonde likes you? She ducks you two nights in a row.
I just wish I went on a date with Ariana Grande, and then everybody knew I fucked Ariana Grande.
I caught my wife having s*x with another guy.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have big dick. Add me.
Snapchat- any.bry05
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
penis.
I like penis.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
What am I doing?
Your mom.
*Son comes out as gay*
Me: What's 17 more years?
Little Johnny is walking in the hallway and goes in his brother's room and catches him watching something, so he asks, "What you watching?" His brother replies, "Nothing," and drops his phone. But then he gets a text from his teacher, who texted him a picture of her naked, saying, "After school come fuck me." So Johnny looks and says, "Ew, I'm telling Mom," and he ran with his brother's phone and showed his mom, and his mom said, "Ok, Johnny, I'll take care of you brother," and she told him to leave, and he did.
And his brother ran in his mom's room naked, and his mom said, "Oh, that's big. How about you do what your teacher told you to do to her, to me?" And a few hours later, Johnny heard weird noises coming from the room, so he walked in and saw them (his brother and mom) having sex, so he closed the door and walked away.