Relationship jokes
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
My ex.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
I am Mario's brother.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
So they could finally call someone "daddy."
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."