Relationship jokes
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."
The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Alone time.
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
My ex.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
I am Mario's brother.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Your mum... payed other people to take you!!!!