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Old MP3s and New Relationships

Anonymous
3 years ago
  • I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

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    • Mp3
    • Computer
    • Johnny Depp
    • Music
    • Relationship
    • Celebrity

    Explanation

  • The humor comes from the comparison of old MP3 files to the age of Johnny Depp's new partner, implying she is very young. It's funny because it highlights the age difference in a quirky way.

    Comments (0)

  • SSecular Mole
    • Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age." Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
    • What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet. What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
    • What do Myspace and my dad have in common? I haven't seen them in a while.
    • If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
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