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Old MP3s and New Relationships

Anonymous
3 years ago
  • I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

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    • Mp3
    • Computer
    • Johnny Depp
    • Music
    • Relationship
    • Celebrity

    Explanation

  • The humor comes from the comparison of old MP3 files to the age of Johnny Depp's new partner, implying she is very young. It's funny because it highlights the age difference in a quirky way.

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