Relationship jokes

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

What do you call gay parents?

Poly.

I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.

What do orphans call a family picture?

A selfy.

Bestfriend @3am: I love you.

Me: Love you too.

*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*

I don't know if this is funny.

I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.

Like if you know an orphan.

My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Are you a gun because I want to live with you?

The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."

Little Jonny fucked his mum.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

What do you call an orphan's family reunion?

Alone time.

It turns into ligma.

Brother: What's ligma?

Big Brother: Ligma dick!

Why can't orphans be gay?

There's no one to call "daddy."

How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.