Reject jokes

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

No.

I was hit on by President Kennedy, too bad I shot him down.

I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.

The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.

The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.

LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.

Girl: "...I like you... do you like me back?"

Me: "Nope."

Girl: *is depressed* "Oh okay...."

Me: "You never said \"love\"".

Girl: "Oh! well do you love me?"

Me: "Frick no."

When rejected:

That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

What color is Sonic's ball?

Blue because he keeps getting rejected.

Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.

Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.