Reject jokes

Yo mama is so ugly that her DoorDash driver took her order away.

I tried to rape Amy Winehouse, but she said, "No! No! No!"

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.

For centuries, Japan’s feudal dictators, called Shoguns, enforced strict laws that kept people from leaving or entering the country. This practice isolated Japan from the rest of the world. By the middle of the 19th century, Japan’s isolationism was creating problems for the United States’ whaling industry whose ships needed coal, food, and water available in Japanese ports. And sailors who were shipwrecked on the coast of Japan needed protection from mistreatment.

In November 1852, President Millard Fillmore sent an expedition to Japan to solve these problems. Led by Commodore Matthew C. Perry, the expedition had both steam-powered and sail-powered warships and several hundred men. Perry’s task was to persuade the Japanese to sign a treaty with the United States that would open Japanese ports and protect shipwrecked sailors. On July 8, 1853, the Perry expedition sailed into Edo Bay about thirty miles from the city of Edo (modern Tokyo).

During talks with the Shogun’s representatives, the idea of a treaty was repeatedly rejected. But Perry didn’t give up. Finally, in February 1854, the Japanese agreed to negotiate a treaty. The Treaty of Kanagawa established peace between the two countries, opened two ports to U.S. shipping, and protected shipwrecked sailors. It was signed on March 31, 1854.

Perry’s expedition also opened Japan to the rest of the world. Within two years, Japan signed similar treaties with Russia, Holland, and Britain.

Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

My heart says to stop because it hurts.

Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.

When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

Suck!

Where do orphans get their stuff from?

The reject shop.

Wanna suck my dick?

No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.