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Anonymous

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Heroin Monkey

An explosion is shown in the twin towers. A caption below it reads, "Worst Parking Jobs - RANKED".

Lostin Flowers

Worst punishment of all

A chalkboard with the text: “QUOTE OF THE DAY. ‘REMEMBER WHEN WE CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR PARENTS SAID ‘I’LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT’?-WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD THEY DESTROYED THE HOUSING MARKET, QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS AND VOTED BREXIT.’ - ANON.”

mariotime

run runnnnnnn

A cartoon image of Peter Griffin from Family Guy running in a field. Above him, in white text on a black background, it says: "NEVE SEARCH FOR 'DREAM MASK SUS REMIX' ON YT" Below him in white text on a black background, it says: "WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE".

Alora💕

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

Cosmo the Intern

The image shows a damaged Tesla Cybertruck with a 'Worst Vehicle' award seal on the right. Text on the image says "2025 Worst Vehicle National Association of Terrorist Car Bombers". Below the image, there is text saying, "Tesla Cybertruck Voted 'Worst Vehicle' By National Association Of Terrorist Car Bombers. Following its poor performance in the attack outside the Trump Hotel in Las Vegas this week, the Tesla Cybertruck was unanimously voted Worst Vehicle."

Chri5

Tata

A shirtless man, Andrew Tate, is walking towards the street while a text overlay says, "Andrew Tate on his way to give the worst possible opinion in the history of mankind."

Cocel 😮💨

The image shows three panels. The top left panel is a close-up of a gift wrapped in festive paper. The top right panel shows a cardboard box with a small, rectangular item inside. The bottom panel is a close-up of a cartoon image of two fish, one handing the other a small box. The text reads: "I couldn't afford a present this year, so I got you this box."

Heroin Monkey

A caricature of a person with bad teeth and speech bubbles showing badly spoken English phrases: "INNIT", "Oieye live in a flat", "Fookin", "Lets sip some tea yeah". In the lower right corner, a box with an eagle and the text "This meme was made by America is the Best-Country Gang".

Anonymous

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

Toast ツ

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows three panels. On the left, a damaged black car says: "Please stop giving me your worst drivers and let me die." On the right above, a drawing of Jesus says: "But you're my strongest Altima. Meet your next driver, Hayleigh." Below Jesus, a drawing of a girl with pink hair exclaims: "omggggg yayyyy"

原田

A two-panel image. The top panel shows two cartoon characters with swords. The text above the left character is, "The worst she can say is 'No'." The text above the right character is, "The worst she can say is 'Ew'". The bottom panel shows a close-up image of a cartoon mouse with a nervous expression, and the text, "*Screenshot*" below him.

Adolf Nigler

Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:

A man in a suit is standing on the edge of a cliff looking into a large gap between his cliff and another.

✨Jassy✨

Send the numbers and i will answer honestly

A black and white image titled "ASK THE ADMIN" with the Instagram handle "IN.LOVE.WITH.BOOKSLIG" below it, followed by a list of 50 questions. Each question is numbered. There are heart symbols at the top corners of the image.

Toast ツ

When you see it, you won't be able to unsee it

A screenshot of the time.is website, showing the current time as 09:45:00.134. The time is displayed in a large font. Text in greek says "You have exactly the correct time!" Also listed are time zones for Los Angeles, New York, London, Paris, Moscow, Beijing, and Tokyo.

Ashton Parkes

worst meme ever!!

A tabby kitten is walking with a swagger and the text says: 'Haters gonna hate'.

WJE iceberg hehe

WJE iceberg

The image is an iceberg chart labeled "WJE iceberg". The tip of the iceberg lists common terms and topics like "jokes," "memes," "community," and "account creation." As the iceberg descends, the topics become increasingly obscure and niche, referencing specific events, controversies, and in-jokes within the WJE online community. Some of the topics listed include specific users, dramas, and content associated with WJE.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of two stuffed chicken breasts that look like they are about to burst, sitting on a dirty pan. The top comment says "The stuffed chicken breasts did not go as planned." Additional comments include, "Were you cooking this in the sewer," "Chernobyl fleshlight", and "Guys I found it. The two worst words to put together."

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

real.

A man is wearing glasses with one lens that is fully black. Above the man is the text "Her: goo goo gaga"

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