My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!

What’s worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it’s way out

8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?’ Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.

What’s worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??

Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters

I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, its terrible.

DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille

Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies. Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out. Wanna hear something that’s the worst? He comes back for seconds.

Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

The anti abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger

What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?

Honey, I’m home!

people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don’t like going to school

Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey

Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born

Toothbrush says I have the worst job ever. Toilet paper says you think your job shity.

My teacher asked what was the worst time you got paddled by your parents my one friend said that he got in trouble and got whacked by a stick i raised my hand and said that my dad whacked me with his dick

Whats the worst part of a down syndrom relationship? Theres more downs then ups!

Look at the bright side ☀️😁! The worst 😔 is behind us.

this is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns

I knew the human race made mistakes but your the worst i’ve seen so far…

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.