Worst

Worst Jokes

Combination

What is the worst combination of illnesses?

Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.

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  • Song

    What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”

    What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”

    What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”

    Number

    The worst joke ever.

    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.

    Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.

    Thesaurus

    I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

    Depression

    What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

    If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

    Message

    What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person

    You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message

    Birthday

    People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

    Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

    Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

    Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

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  • Train Driver

    My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

    I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

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  • Funeral

    What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"

    Suicide

    What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.

    What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.

    Depression

    How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.

    Orphan

    An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.

    Baby

    What's worse than finding 10 babies in 10 dumpsters?

    Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters.

    Suicide

    What's one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?

    “Hang in there!”

    Rape

    What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

    You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.

    Sex

    What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?

    Honey, I'm home!

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