Worst jokes
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
You know what's REALLY "Ironic"?
Answer:
These REALLY ARE the "Worst Jokes" I've ever heard!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
Mom: Clean your room! Me: No, it’s my room, and I don’t want to clean it. Mom: You are nothing like Mrs. Smith’s daughter. Me: Well, I’m not Mrs. Smith’s daughter now, am I? You are the worst. Why are you trying to compare me with Mrs. Smith’s daughter? I’m not her, OK? I am not her, so stop! Mom: Do you know what? I pushed you out of my hula for 43 minutes! Do not make me hate you, because guess what? I brought you into the world, and I can take you out of it! Me: Bro.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Nun's worst holiday? Norfolk.
Nun's best holiday? Bangkok.