Worst jokes
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What's a Jew's worst nightmare?
A frozen bank account.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
1. Full name: John.
2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.
3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.
4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.
5. Mental health: mentally retarded.
6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.
7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.
8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.
9. Working motivation: none.
I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.
What's the worst joke you ever heard?
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
Want to hear the worst joke ever? Then look in a mirror.
What's the worst part about getting old?
Going to pull up the wrinkles in your socks, just to find out you're not wearing socks!
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Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
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The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.