What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What’s the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
Whats the worst part of a down syndrom relationship? Theres more downs then ups!
whats the worst thing to say to an emo. if you don't succeed the first time try try try again
what is worst than a baby geting hanged in a tree
that same baby geting hanged in multipal trees
A 28-year old medical student is auctioning off her virginity online. For $300K, you can have the worst sex of your life.
what's the worst thing to happen to a japanese person in ww2...being drafted as a kamikaze pilot or existing with a fat man or little boy
What do u call a pig that does karate A pork chop
What's the worst part about burning your vegetables before dinner?
Explaining what happened to the nursing home while you're hungry.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What’s the worst thing about being suicidal? The school shooter will always spare you.
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
I just watched a program about beavers. it was the worst dam program I've ever seen.
Why are these jokes bad? They're literally the worst jokes ever.
Me: i am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans
Friend: what was the first
Me: the- they weren't always orphans
friend: o-o
what is the worst thing to do at a funeral the corpse
I had the WORST day ever. My ex was sent to the hospital from a gun, and I got my hunting license removed.
