Worst jokes
What is the worst combination of illnesses?
Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Craps on your organ.
I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
real.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Worst joke ever.
What's the worst living thing on planet earth?
Humans.
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
This joke here is the worst.
People with bad past end up creating the worst future...
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
What’s the worst part about a dead prostitute?
You end up doing all the work.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.