What is the worst combination of illnesses? Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running but can’t remember where.
What’s the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
what’s the worst song to play infront of a vegetable? “james brown - get on up”
what’s the worst song to play infront of a handicapped kid? “van halen - jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? I can't breathe - Juice Wrld
The worst joke ever Why was 6 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9 Why was 9 thankful to 6 because 6 8 7 2
I bought the worlds worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, its terrible.
What’s worse than spiders On your piano Craps on your organ
What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message
people talking me asking whats the worst day in the year for them. Person 1: The first day of school cause i don't like going to school
Person 2: Valentines day cause its to lovey
Me: oh nice mines my birthday cause its when i was born
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”
I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Whats the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
What the worst thing about committing suicide, You can only do it once
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself, It wasn't Sooner
How to tell if your depressed? You came to a website called worst jokes ever . com looking for a quick smile.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
What's worst then finding 10 babys in 10 dumpsters??
Finding 1 baby in 10 dumpsters
What’s one of the worst motivational things to say to a suicidal person?
“Hang in there!”
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades
I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.
