Turn down jokes

Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?

He was a family physician.

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

How to fall down stairs.

Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?

Just turn off the lights.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!