Turn down jokes

Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?

He was a family physician.

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?

Just turn off the lights.

when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!