Turn down jokes

Why did the doctor turn down the orphan?

He was a family physician.

Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.

If you turn Down syndrome upside down, do they have Up syndrome now?

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

what is less than 0?

my will to live.

Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!

Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.