What’s black, white, and red all over?- A nun in a blender
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
whats the difference between mars and africa. mars has water.
what is red and shaped like a bucket
a red bucket
mum: why are roses red? child: stop, mum, you never make jokes. mum: i made you.
what is black and white and red all over answer: a newspaper that is what my 3 year old told me 😍
I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed
When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
What is black , white and red all over
A dead zebra 🦓
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!
Roses are red, I like girls from the south, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kids head and farting in his mouth.
How to become a monkey
Put a red dot on your forehead
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
What is white ,black ,and red and can't fit through a revolving door. a nun with a spear through her head
What's red green and smells like shit
...Red and green shit
Whats red, 6 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her ?
Her miscarriage
my life
whats black, gold and red all over? Tupac in Vegas.
whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt
What's black and white and red allover? A penguin that's just been raped.
