Red jokes

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

I'm actually against abortion.

Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!

What is white with red all over?...

JFK.

What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

What has two legs and is red all over?

Half a cat.

What is blue but smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

I like my girls like I like my wine.

12 years old and locked in my basement.

Q: What's black, white and red all over?

A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.

What is red and very rare?

A child in a blender.

Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂