Red

Red jokes

Skin

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Karen

Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.

Abortion

I'm actually against abortion.

Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!

Memes

Fisher

Roses are red, fishers are fishing,

I really hope you’ll be reported missing.

Toaster

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Depression

Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.

Grass

Roses are red,

I don't know what is brass.

I tell myself,

"Don't touch grass."

Marriage

Roses are red, violets are blue.

YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...

Tower

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.

Ball

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

Wine

I like my girls like I like my wine.

12 years old and locked in my basement.

Nickel

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."