Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
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roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone to
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
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Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of tittys.
What is red and very rare
A child in a blender
What is the strongest weapon in india?
The red button (this is a fact)
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What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
Roses are red Get on the ground gimme your stuff get ready to drown.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Rose are red balls are round skirts are up painties are down belly to belly skin to skin when its stiff stick it in.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
What is red and cries and spins around and around? - A baby in a microwave.
What do you call two redheads on mars?
Locals.
Q: What's black, white and red all over? A: A blushing zebra? No michael jackson after a pepsi advert.
