Red jokes
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
One race ends up dead
And the other ends up bright.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
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My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:
I thought Soap could trust you. And so did I too. So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Why did two red heads fall off the plane? Because they were so damn blind.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.