Red jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
How do you kill a Hindu? PRESS THE RED BUTTON.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, All the worse jokes come from you.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.
Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
Latias is red.
Latios is blue.
You should always remember to put up your curtains because I Pikachu.
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Roses are red, The forest is bushy, OMG did you just cum in my pussy?
If half of Stephen Hawking's house was painted red and half was painted blue, what color were the stairs?
He didn't have any.