Red jokes
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
Little Red Riding Hood says to the wolf: "What a big dick you have!"
Wolf: "The better to f*** you with!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
Red hot 🥵
what did the pedophile say to the kid?
"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."
Hey, I just wanna be in bed. I just wanna stay ahead. I just feel like I am dead, And I like that color red. Hey, I am not the big fat loser, And you're just a big accuser, You user and excuser.
Say this to you sister, toxic BF, anyone :)
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abort!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing, his mouth was full.