Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant high school is probably a thot.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater
What do you call a red neck on fire. A fire cracker
I wore a purple outfit to school and sum indian kid called me thanos so I called him vision and tryed pulling the red dot off his head.
Roses are red Violets are fine Why is your life So much better then mine
Roses are red Violets are blue Your wife needs Jon grudon too.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common. They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene !!
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If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former soviet union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What's red and got makeup all over?
A bill cosby victim
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet left with questions and no CLUE.
hi guys I'm back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke
Are you a toaster?
Roses are red Violets are blue Atoms are small But so are you
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
I was anonymous, with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*"
What's black and white and red all over? A mime i hit with my car.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade
