Red jokes

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

Blue sky at night, day.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.

Roses are red, chocolate is brown,

I expect nothing and still get let down!

Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.

Are you a toaster?

What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?

A baby playing with a scalpel.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.

Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?

Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!

What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?

When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.