Red jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?
Prince Andrew's victims.
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.