Red jokes
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In this world of chaos, I find peace with you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, In every step you take, My support stays true.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."