Red jokes

Red, black, blue. The colors of life.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A crushed nun!

What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow natives.

Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?

From the mace.

Your mama is so nasty.

She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.

Why is Mars red and not orange? Because it would be too bright.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!

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What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

What's young, red, and has hot PTSD?

Prince Andrew's victims.

What's red and got makeup all over?

A Bill Cosby victim.

White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?

A baby playing with a scalpel.

Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.

Are you a toaster?

Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.

What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.

Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.

Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.

Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.

Blue sky at night, day.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

The other day my girlfriend asked me to hand her the red lipstick, so I handed her the dog.