What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's is blue too.
(meaning sad)
What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
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what is black and white and red all over answer: a newspaper that is what my 3 year old told me 😍
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When do you go on red and stop at green A watermelon
Roses are red violets are blue polo G. is the goat but that means nothing to you
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
I dipped my hand in red food dye so I said looks like I’ve been caught red handed
Worst jokes ever? more like a killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty red lobster not the one near thr freeway and hid the body in a creek
Roses are red violets are blue cause comes near my Willy
mum: why are roses red? child: stop, mum, you never make jokes. mum: i made you.
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Little red riding hood has to deliver food to her gramma again. She can drive now because she is sixteen. One the way, she accidentally took the wrong way and got to a different forest where her gramma lives now. She found the wrong cottage that looked liked her gramma's home. When she opened the door, she found her younger and older sisters of ages 9, 11, 18, and 22. How old is Little red riding hood?
Answer:16
What is black , white and red all over
A dead zebra 🦓
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over? a corpse of course!
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So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC's so he goes home and ask his mom who's cooking "Whats the first letter of the ABC's?" he ask and his mom responds with "SHUT UP... I'M COOKING!" so then he walks to sister who's signing in the shower and asks her "Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC's?" she responds with "I'm ready to go I'm ready to go!" then he walks over to his brother who's watching batman and asks "Whats the 3rd letter of the ABC's" and his brother responds with "nu nu nu nu batman" then he proceeds to walk to his dad who's watching football and ask "Dad whats the 4th letter of the ABC's?" and he responds with "95 HIT EM HARD!" then he walks to his grandma who's cooking buns and ask her "Whats the 5th letter of the ABC's?" and she responds with "MY BUNS ARE RED HOT RED HOT!" then he Johnny proceeds to go to school the next day and the teacher says to her class "Can any of you tell me the first letter of the ABC's" Johnny of course raises his hand and the teacher calls on him then he says "SHUT UP I'M COOKING!" then the teacher raises and eyebrow and says "Young man are you ready to go to the principals office?" then he proceeds to say "I'm ready to go I'm ready to go!" and he walks to the principals office then she says "What's you're name son?" he responds with "Nu nu nu nu batman!" then the principal ask "How many spanken's boy?!" he responds with "95 HIT EM HARD" and after that he runs out of the principal's office well yelling "MY BUNS ARE RED HOT RED HOT!"
