Red jokes
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
Your mama is so nasty.
She showed up to Red Lobster with her own crabs.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your wife needs Jon Grudon, too.
Memes
Roses are red, Violets are fine. Why is your life So much better than mine?
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your smile's warmth, Lights up my view.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!