Red jokes
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
What is red and puts out fire?
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead because of you.
Actually, not because of you... because of your face.
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
Q: What’s Homer Simpson’s least favorite style of beer? A: Flanders Red Ale.
What has 2 legs and is red all over?
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
My girlfriend's sister told me to write her a poem. This is what I came up with:
roses are red, violets are blue, if you ever feel alone, I'm always watching you.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.