Red jokes

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.

Roses are red, clovers are green.

I love your legs and what's in between. LOL

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How it be when the new guy takes too long...

Hay Danny, it's me Johnny.

Johnny: Boss says to kill the guy in red. Point the gun at his head.

Danny: Ok, target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang.

Johnny: Danny, hope you did not get the man in red.

Danny: OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!

What is white, then red, and is very fast?

My chainsaw blade.

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

What's black, white, and red all over?

A nun in a blender.

Roses are red, violets are blue, gum makes me beautiful, but what happened to you?

What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

Roses are red, Obama is well spoken, I'm sorry sir, but the ice cream machine is broken.

What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.

Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.

(meaning sad)

What is red and shaped like a bucket?

A red bucket.