Homesick Abortion Riddle

  • What's red, small, wet, and crawls up your leg?

    A homesick abortion.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. You thinkin' too hard. It's a play on words. You expect somethin' gross, and bam, it's a homesick abortion. Get it? Red 'cause blood, small and wet 'cause, well, it is, and homesick 'cause it wanna go back where it came from. Simple as dirt, ain't it?

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