Serial killers be like: blood is red veins are blue, next one is YOU.
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Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Rose's are Red Violets are Blue I've got Genital Wart's, Soon you will too-
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what is red, green, lies in a ditch and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...a girl scout that got hit by a car
charli trys to roast me: roses are red violets are blue and u look like poo Me: you must of been born on the highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided try to find the treasure. After several hours they found the treasure, it was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friend wear the suit and hugs the other friend. They were both red.
Roses are red i hate snitches you talk a lot of game for a guy with 3in
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
What’s Black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy
If u r talking to Indian and noticed a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what u said... They r recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a red Ferrari? I don't have the Ferrari.
What hhhhb did I do with the internet for
What’s got 4 wheels, does a barrel roll, and goes from green to red in seconds?
Kermit in a car crash.
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How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category, it makes them go red.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common. They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
