Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jets versus towers, USA lost two.
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Roses are red, violets are blue.
These jokes are old, come up with something new!
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing,
I really hope you’ll be reported missing.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
