Red jokes

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. They come across an old shack with three burlap sacks. They each hop into one of them. The police come and kick the one with the brunette in it. She goes, "Mew, mew." The police say, "Oh, it's just a bag of kittens." Then they kick the one with the redhead. "Woof, woof." They think, "Oh, it's just a bag of puppies." Then they kick the one with the blonde in it. She goes, "POTATOES!!" And gets arrested.

What's black, white, and red all over?

A bi-racial car wreck.

What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

What is the strongest weapon in India?

The red button (this is a fact).

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

What's black and white and red all over? An American School.

What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!

Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.

A black dude hits up a trap house for some crack and Hennessy, flashing his grill and boasting 'bout his gangsta life. The dealer snarls, "Pay up, fool. Or face the pipe!" He shrugs, "I'm broke, n***a." Suddenly, the dealer's ripped enforcer yanks him down, cuffs his hands with zip ties, shoves a vibrating dildo gag down his throat, slaps his ass red with a spiked paddle, then rams his throbbing monster cock into that tight hole, pounding savagely while choking him with a chain collar, flooding his guts with hot cum as he moans, "That's your high, bitch. Addicted yet?"