Red jokes
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."
Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
Memes
What is the strongest weapon in India?
The red button (this is a fact).
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
Roses are red, I hate snitches, You talk a lot of game for a guy with 3 inches.