Red jokes

Why is Mars red? Because it saw Uranus! 😂

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, "Okay class, what's behind my back?" She said, "It's round and red," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's an apple!" And the teacher said, "No, but I like where you're going with this." So now the teacher said, "It is also used to make multiple things," and Sally said, "Ooh, ooh, it's a container of paint!" And the teacher said, "Again, no, but I like where you're going with this." And the teacher said, "It's a ball of yarn," as she pulled it out from behind her back. Then Little Johnny said, "Okay, my turn." He said, "What's in my pocket? It's round and it has a head." And the teacher said, "That's enough, Johnny, now sit down." And Little Johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said, "It's a nickel, but I like where you're going with this."

What's black, white, and red all over?

A bi-racial car wreck.

What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)

Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.

Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.

Famous last words of my uncle, (a bomb disposal expert): "yes, the red wire."

Roses are red, violets are blue, my mom and dad died, next you'll be gone too.

What is the strongest weapon in India?

The red button (this is a fact).

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!

Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

A boat carrying red paint and a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned.

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

Roses are red,

Potatoes are brown,

Your mom's so hot,

I put her down.

What's black and white and red all over? An American School.

What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.

Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Roses are red, Get on the ground, Gimme your stuff, Get ready to drown!