Red jokes
Roses are red, your eyes are brown; never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
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Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
In America, there was a boy named Urhan, and he had one hand and a stump, and a girl named Handa who was an orphan. They had a trial for the Boston Red Sox, and they failed because Urhan couldn’t stump the ball, and Handa didn’t know where home was.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: The U.S. in 1919!
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Roses are red, I like girls from the South, a 425-pound teacher gets suspended after sitting on a kid's head and farting in his mouth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Serial killers be like: "Blood is red, veins are blue, next one is YOU."
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Roses are red, I have no money, I want to be dominated by a goth mommy.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.