Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Roses are red. Violets are blue. You smell like shit. And you look like it too.
Dont get mad when i post it on Average_Ohion cuz this is my alt im Average_Ohion
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got genital warts, Soon you will, too!