What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
roses are red. Violets are blue. When i taking out trash i remember you
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What did the green light say to the red light - don't look I'm changing
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
whats red green and slimy and slids down the chipshop window .
abortion of chips
Roses are red... Orphanes are blue... I killed the preist so i could rape them to.
Roses are Red, you have a nice lip, it would look better, if it was on my TIT.
Dark..Humor :)
What’s red,slimy,and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
roses are red, violates are blue, i don't know why i am still alive for you
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass? A baby in the microwave
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
Roses are red, violets are blue I buttfucked scooby doo
Why did the tomato go red because it saw salad dressing
Rose's are red shut up and go to bed
