Recreation jokes
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Memes
Hotter than the sun.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.