What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Comment your favorite sport.
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
