I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
What do you call a batter in a hot air balloon?
I wanna take drowning lessons, but I can't find more than one session.
khi beats his meat to weed- germiah.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t know how to cast his pole, and he asked his friend Joe how to cast it. Then when he cast, he only cast 3 feet, and he never learned how to do it.
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
If you spin a fidget spinner, You'll end up spinning it too fast. When you end up spinning it too fast, it will make you fly away. When you fly away, you'll end up in a tree. When you end up in a tree, you'll see that your friends are hanging out without you. When you see that your friends are hanging out without you, you'll run away in the woods because you're sad. When you ran away in the woods, you'll see a bear. When you see a bear, it will chase you. When the bear chases you, you'll build a fort to protect yourself. When you build a fort to protect yourself, you then notice you're lonely. You'll become friends with the bear. When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear. When you start to act like a bear, you will become a bear.
DO NOT BECOME A BEAR! NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER!
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
I love riding my bike 🚲.
