Recreation jokes
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Memes
Hotter than the sun.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.
I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long. There’s something fishy about that place.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem.
I call it my trail mix.
I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because he’s pure-bread.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.