Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Why canât orphans play baseball?
They canât get to home run!
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, âLetâs make this interesting.â So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Whatâs a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
Whatâs the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesnât beat me.
I canât take my dog to the park anymore.
Why?
The ducks keep trying to eat him.
Why would they do that?
Because heâs pure-bread.
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the womenâs sports section.
What does weed and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls.