Recreation jokes
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Memes
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I love jumping off cliffs.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.