Recreation jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
What do you call a stoner when horny?
A weed whacker!
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Once there was a midget man jumping on a pothole saying 43, 43, 43. A kid walks up to the man and says, "Why are you saying 43, 43, 43?"
The man stops and looks at him, then he starts jumping again and says 43, 43, 43.
The kid asked him again and so on.
Then the man stops, opens the pothole, throws the kid in, closes it, and starts jumping and says 44, 44, 44!!!"
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
Why did Dad say no to the pool? Because he can't swim.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?
A master baiter.