Recreation jokes
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.