Recreation jokes
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" 😂😂😂😂
Having sex while camping is fucking in-tents.
I did a walk today, but it was good for me and my car. And a walk today.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
Wanna hear a joke?
Me.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
If at first you don't succeed, oh well, so much for skydiving.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
Baseball ⚾️ is fun.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.