Recreation jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Memes
Hotter than the sun.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!