Recreation jokes
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Memes
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
I love jumping off cliffs.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.