Recreation jokes
My favorite thing to do in libraries is put cookbooks in the women’s sports section.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
I love jumping off cliffs.
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.