Recreation jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
What's an Emo's favorite game? Hangman.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and slapped his thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes, picked up her dress and said, "Let's have some fun!"
Silly ole Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving, just to go skydiving twice.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.