Recreation jokes
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball?
One gets picked for games.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to, lmao.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
I love jumping off cliffs.