Recreation jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
I love jumping off cliffs.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Memes
Lovely playing in the sand
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why do some people hate camping?
It's in tents.
My son asked for a swimming pool so I got him a ant 🐜🐜🐜 pool.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
They can never find home.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
"Look, Ma! I peed in the pool!"
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.