Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
I love jumping off cliffs.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Last night I shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel. We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a handjob.
So did my friend on the right.
I had a dream of skiing.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.