I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Why can't you run through a campground?
Because it's "past tents!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have got no home to run to.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Why did Little Sally get hurt while playing soccer?
Because she fell into a minefield.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she is a dumb b*tch!
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
