Recreation jokes
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.
You have the rest of your life to figure it out.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
my dad is good
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
It's cavers.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.