What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. โพ๏ธ
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman? A fisherman has to bring proof back.
What did the bowler say when the balls were on the lane and the pin? They said, "Strike!" ๐๐๐๐
My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially at baiting a rod.
I guess you could call him the Master Baiter.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jillโs thigh and said, โYou know you wanna.โ Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokรฉmon Go?
He said โWynaut.โ
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.
Theyโll hear the one word they hate the most: โSTROKE, STROKE, STROKE!โ
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
