I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
What do you call a dude that is always high and gets higher than everyone else in the family? The alpha pothead!
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
What is a depressed kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I love jumping off cliffs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home plate.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't make a home run.
