If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
You can get the park in the park with you if I have park in your car, and I will be there in a couple of hours. Would you be able to pick them out at your house, and I will pick you up, and I will be at your place at your convenience. I can get them in a little while. I’m at the park. Bye.
I just bought a book about lamps...
So I can do some light reading over the weekend.
It's cavers.
My dad and I were fishing one day.
That’s where he met my stepmom.
I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
Pool testing 123.
Cool, new word of the day: Marijuana.
“Does Marry wanna smoke a joint?”
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?
Because her wheelchair was good.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
Mom: Anna, let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time, and you the other half. That way it will all be fair, and I don't have to put up with this crying. I've already got seven others to take care of.
Anna: I do, Mom. I have Fred (younger brother) go up, and I go down!
Mom: Good. Now how 'bout the rest of you go play outside? It's beautiful out there! It's the warmest it's been all year, 45 degrees below 0!
Kids: Wow! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
