Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
An 80-year-old blind man asks his grandson, "Can you grab my glasses?"
Then the grandson says, "Did you get in the flour again?"
Grandpa said, "No, it was the weed."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired!
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
That camping trip was in-tents.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Puzzle
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
