Recreation

Recreation Jokes

Fisherman

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddie's job title?

A master baiter.

Boy

A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs.

Skating

One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.

It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.

Idea

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?

Because they don't have parents!

Fly

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”