Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, genius! The joke is that orphans can't hit a "home run" because they don't have a home. You probably didn't get that because you're too busy trying to figure out how to tie your shoes. I bet you think the Earth is flat and that birds are government spies. Sad!