I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
I love jumping off cliffs.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Peter's playtime.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
One day a son and his grandad were smoking.
Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
