I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay? A: Because they don't have anyone they can call Daddy.
Why was 7 afraid of 6
Because 6 8 7
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
