There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
