Reason jokes
I came here to laugh.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
Chuck Norris knows why the chicken crossed the road.
I hate people who get offended here, like seriously, it's called dark humor for a reason.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why did God create sex for marriage?
Because he wanted more people and less fun.
A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.