Reason jokes
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.