Reason jokes
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Memes
This is so true
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
"Why is Peter Pan always flying?"
"He never lands."
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.