Why can't Jesus walk on water anymore?
For the same reason a ship won't stay afloat with holes in the bottom.
AKELD SOUNDS LIKE A 56 YEAR OLD MAN JUST PICKING ON KIDS FOR NO REASON I SAY GET A LIFE
i saw a poor man and i gave him money and he said, nope i don,t need money so i gave him and he punch me for no reason.
The reason I love Steven hawking is because thay roll of the tongue so nicely
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
The reason Stephen Hawking died was because his ethernet cable disconnected.
Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.
The reason Steven Hawkins died was because he switches WiFi routers for sky to virgin so his computer la-ged out
Yo mamma so fat she the reason Dino’s became extinct
ur the reason got created the middle finger
Shit if somebody invades America the Crips and the Bloods are gonna call a truce so that they can get the big toys out and call Geneva achievement. White women would ride into battle riding lions, tigers, and bears while claymore-strapped rhumbas swept the streets. There's a reason Putin keeps threatening to boom boom us with the boom booms and make you see x-rays before you go go. We have freaking cannibals still. Hell, we have more guns than people. Dodging bullets have become a rite of passage. Just look at how we raise our kids on caffeine and M16s playing Call of Duty. Then we send them into the warzone known as the American public education system with no weapons. No means to protect themselves other than with their fists. Here Timmy, fight off the bullets with your bare fist and hope you can zig-zag. Hell, the quiet kids in this country start dropping bodies just cause you teased them. The fuck you think's gonna happen when Timmy can't get his damn chicken nuggets and you took his internet out? Hell the gangs in America would no longer make their money off the drugs illegally. They'd be our medics and taking bets on kill shots. Don't even get me started on the unhinged millennials the moment they can't get their mood stabilizers. War crimes would become an art form and we'd run around like we playing Pokemon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! Americans would turn war crimes into an extreme sport while the military stands back and records it just so they can show the rest of the world the example of why not to fuck with us. Shit Geneva Convention would turn into a to-do list on every American household fridge. We take that shit so seriously we'd have comedy central sending Kevin Hart to tell us rules for engagement. Racism in America would be single-handedly by ended as Billy Bob and Tyrone high five because they think they just unlocked the super secret duck hunt level with foreign paratroopers. Shit somebody please threaten us with a good time. Invade the united states. Let us show you why the first color in our flag is red.
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the only reason u don't call priests daddy is because that's what u call them in sex!
your mommmy
Gemini, it is you who is trying to start such a big mess for no reason. I never said it had a charm or a lead roll. I just want love and spread kindness. PS: I use my brain. I use it all the time. Just for your information. I just hope we can be friends.
Best-Gwen
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason he hit me, OOF.
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maid: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask are there more doors or wheels. Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen
What is the reason for the first time since I've seen a lot to be desired in the morning to you, eat ass...
