Reason jokes
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Memes
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.