You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is: Someone's sayin' the ONLY reason you got adopted is because your face is so busted it's a public service. Ouch! And you, my friend, probably dress up as a trash can for Halloween, and people actually throw trash at you.