Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why do asscheeks make great friends?
They always stick together!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did Daveon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'daveon' in the dumps.
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom? Because it was so poopy.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
