Reason jokes
There are many types, good and bad, all at a reasonable price (€3.90 per week), and you can buy crushed stone for €5. It can be fresher and tastier than ever.
Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
Why did the priest invent baptism?
To wash their sex toys.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
What makes my life so unfair?
You invading it for no apparent reason.
The real reason women are always cold is because they’re not in front of a stove or an oven. So, naturally, when they leave the habitat, they need to have two blankets.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She was born without arms.
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
A man asks God, "Hello God, why did you make my wife so dumb?"
God replies, "So she would love you..."
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep the vegetables cold and fresh.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he got hit by a car.
Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?
Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.