Reason jokes
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Why is the fanny flat? Because so it can flop about.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why do Chinese people never play baseball?
Because they always eat the bat.
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
Why did the emo break up with her boyfriend?
He didn't wanna hang out.
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
Your mom is so fat she was the reason why the Titanic crashed.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
If I don't find a reason to live soon, my ceiling fan isn't the only thing that's gonna be hanging from my ceiling.
Rape is no laughing matter. The reason why women are not believed in rape is because of you mother fucking shitbirds with no future who will become drunkards and drug dealers who go broke and live on the street getting hit by a fucking car. Fuck all of you sadists who think this kind of shit is funny, well shut the fuck up. Go jump off a bridge or get hit by car and I hope you fucking sickos die.
Stop rape. Stop rappe. Stop rapibg innocent children and women and men. I am done with rape. I am done with it!
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
I can't come in, because I'm too high.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.