Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.
What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?
A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
Why are skinny people skinny?
Because he don't have a family to breastfeed on.
The reason I'm gay is because I'm scared of getting cooties.
