Reason jokes
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
This is so true
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?