Reason jokes
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Memes
This is so true
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.