Reason jokes
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
This is so true
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?