Reason jokes
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
Why did the gym close?
It's because it just never worked out.
Memes
For some unexplainable reason I instantly though “hmm this sounds like something for dagger”
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Yo mama so ugly, she the real reason all the dodos died.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.