Reason jokes

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

What made people mad?

Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!

Yo mama was really the reason why the Titanic sunk.

The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.

The wife asked, "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"

Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Who said that?"

Maid: "Your husband."

Wife: "Oh."

Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maid: "No, the gardener did."

Wife: "So how much do you want?"

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

Why are there blind people? Because there is.

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

I was digging and found some gold. I was going to tell my mom, then I remembered why I was digging.

Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

"You must be why they invented the word ugly."

Your hairline is the reason why some women have miscarriages.

The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.

Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.

I can't come in, because I'm too high.

The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.

During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!

Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿

Pro marriage tip: Let your wife know you’re all about women’s rights. There’s no reason she needs to talk that much; it’s not like replying to her is voice activated.

Why did you say not to?

SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.