Reason jokes
The reason your dad never came back with the milk is 'cause he ran 88 mph downhill.
You're the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
OK, I hear the chat since you can't email for whatever reason.
This is so true
There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.
Why did the bike fall over? Because I was too tired.
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why did Mimi cross the road?
She had cancer.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Your mom is so ugly, she's the reason he swerved.