Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is about orphans. They don't have a mom or dad, so they don't celebrate Mother's Day or Father's Day. Since those days aren't on their calendar, their calendar only has 363 days instead of 365 or 366. You probably didn't know calendars had days, you silly goose.