Reason jokes
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Memes
Culture for some reason.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy