Reason jokes
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
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Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Memes
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.