To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why don't you have a life?
Because you're ugly.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Why is 2020 the worst year? Because COVID-19!
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
The reason why in the US their emergency number is 911 is because of my uncle Mohamed, RIP, best pilot ever.
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why did AlexDaEgg fall down the stairs? Because he is fat.
Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.
The reason your dad never came back with the milk Is cause he ran 88 mph downhill
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
