Reason jokes
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Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.