Reason Jokes

Why did the mop lick the floor of the bathroom. Because it was so poopy.

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Ok, so i know most or all of you guys hate me and thats fine. You guys most likey no me as a horrible person which idk where u would hear that from. And finally I am truly a good person u just need to know me better. The only reason I fought tina and jack was because i was trying to be nice to another guy. Then i relised what side i should have been. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just im sorry and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else i think all are nice people they just stick up for each other and thats what i relised. So if you still hate me its fine ill be leaving this app soon maybe. Hate makes me sad even though i use it but i know what was wrong i want to join the good side so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

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Why didnt the sun get a job,,,, seriously I have no idea why help me

Why can’t blind people read this? They can’t see

the reason why steven h died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mouse

why did the sun go to church Because it needs jeuse

A few male neighbors acme over the house to take a shower, because for some reason their house didn't have water. A few minutes later I walk into the shower I see the male neighbors and mom taking a shower together. Then I said what are you doing they all say were taking a shower together so we could save water.

A cop pulls over an old man. The cop walks up to the old man and says, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" The old man said, "no"

Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey? Because proper tea is theft.

why did the indian cross the road ? to get to the curry shop

Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road

why did itsfunneh go on the road she so draco looking at car then the car runs over him sad draco

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A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me. All I wanted was for someone to help me sue-Icide...