Reason

Reason Jokes

Graveyard

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

Death

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.

EpiPen

"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.

Gay

To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.

Sister

What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”

Reply back with “Because you were born.”

Orphan

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Number

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?

Because 10 was in 9/11.

Boy

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

Sex

Why did my mouth say no to butt? Because that would be too much sex.