Reason jokes
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
Why does Lincoln like Ronnie Anne?
She is the only one that calls me "lamo."
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why did Vladimir Putin get bad grades? -- Because he was Russian.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
The reason why I stopped eating salads was not to be unhealthy; it was so I don't need to eat the wheelchairs along with all those fucking vegetables.
Why are there no pharmacies in Africa?
Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Yo mama so fat, she the reason why Moses split the Red Sea.
My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday. I asked her why. She said, "Because you're a pedophile." I replied, "Pedophile! That's a big word for an eight year old."
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.