Reason jokes
Why do they call matches, matches?
They all look the same.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because I unplugged his life support to charge my phone.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
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Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
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Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of rhyme and reason!